note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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