i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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