Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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