i was born a porn star she said
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
