Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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