i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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