She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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