its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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