Do you still have your period?
Your dad touched me again.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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