I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Randomize
