How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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