Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Randomize
