I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
how drunk are you?
Several
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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