It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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