Don't you send me to vm
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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