fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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