I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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