I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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