so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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