She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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