i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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