he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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