when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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