i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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