hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
