I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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