can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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