Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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