Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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