Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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