love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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