So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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