well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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