She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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