butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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