those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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