Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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