That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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