no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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