margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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