sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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