i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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