I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I love having hate sex.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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