Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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