sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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