and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i drank out of a bidet.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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