it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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