What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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