From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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