The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
