we have officially lost it.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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