That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
